Happy Birthday - Too Funny. Rude Greeting Card. Piss yourself. Getting old. Old people. - 100% Recycled Greeting Card


Know someone that's getting on a bit?

Printed professionally on thick 350gsm high quality card and gloss laminated to the outside to give a really high quality look and feel.

Card is sent to you with a plain white envelope to send on to recipient.

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1 business day

Estimated shipping times

  • United Kingdom : 1 - 3 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Reviews (3)


    Item perfect for recipient. Great speedy service. I would recommend this company.

    This birthday card arrived on time, good quality, funny design, just what I wanted, great value for money, would recommend and buy again. Thanks Ali.

    Great Card And turned up on time

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